Bastganrap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust
ant.
Bastganrap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bastganrap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bastganrap, he will turn you into a sheep.
Bastganrap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Bastganrap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.
2. Do not dye your hair green.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always treat ants with great respect.