Bastganrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust ant.

Bastganrap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastganrap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastganrap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bastganrap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bastganrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.