Komvonrak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional rhinoceros.

Komvonrak created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komvonrak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komvonrak, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Komvonrak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Komvonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Worship no other gods but Komvonrak.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.