Stipabwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage hedgehog.

Stipabwip created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipabwip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipabwip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stipabwip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stipabwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.