Stipabwip is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, sage
hedgehog.
Stipabwip created humankind seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stipabwip, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stipabwip, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Stipabwip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Stipabwip's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about gooseberries.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never go into pink rooms.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.