Loophattonk is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident mouse.

Loophattonk created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loophattonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loophattonk, he will make you grow a tail.

Loophattonk's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Loophattonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Loophattonk loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.