Capbasszed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful yak.

Capbasszed created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbasszed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Capbasszed, it will remove you from existence.

Capbasszed's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Capbasszed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Capbasszed loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.