Bodpopbimbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish mouse.

Bodpopbimbass created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodpopbimbass, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodpopbimbass, he will not care at all.

Bodpopbimbass' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bodpopbimbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never jump near dolphins.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Bodpopbimbass must be the most important thing in your life.