Yarpibhak Karhadflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered wren.

Yarpibhak Karhadflan created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpibhak Karhadflan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarpibhak Karhadflan, it will think nothing of it.

Yarpibhak Karhadflan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yarpibhak Karhadflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpibhak Karhadflan.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.