Yarpibhak Karhadflan is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered
wren.
Yarpibhak Karhadflan created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpibhak Karhadflan, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yarpibhak Karhadflan, it will think nothing of it.
Yarpibhak Karhadflan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Yarpibhak Karhadflan's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat cherries.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Yarpibhak Karhadflan.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.