Rigcenbell is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited
frog.
Rigcenbell created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigcenbell, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rigcenbell, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Rigcenbell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Rigcenbell's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigcenbell.
2. Feed all hungry dolphins.
3. Put Rigcenbell first in all things.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. You must pray to Rigcenbell three times a day.