Rigcenbell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, conceited frog.

Rigcenbell created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcenbell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigcenbell, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rigcenbell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rigcenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigcenbell.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Put Rigcenbell first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must pray to Rigcenbell three times a day.