Homhubtit Negcibrap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional giraffe.

Homhubtit Negcibrap created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Homhubtit Negcibrap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Homhubtit Negcibrap, she will cry a lot.

Homhubtit Negcibrap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Homhubtit Negcibrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Homhubtit Negcibrap loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.
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