Cadgennarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless hydra.

Cadgennarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadgennarl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadgennarl, she will turn you into a goat.

Cadgennarl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cadgennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadgennarl.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Respect your elders.