Raggepfum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise dove.

Raggepfum created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Raggepfum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Raggepfum, it will torture you forever.

Raggepfum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Raggepfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.