Yarjadvid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Yarjadvid created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarjadvid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarjadvid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarjadvid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yarjadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Yarjadvid seven times a day.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.