Kamlargnill is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid
weasel.
Kamlargnill created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamlargnill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Kamlargnill, it will make you grow a tail.
Kamlargnill's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Kamlargnill's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kamlargnill on top of all buildings.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Kamlargnill.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.
5. Never think ill of sick gulls.