Tab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever frog.

Tab created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tab, he will come to you in dreams.

Tab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tab's Holy Commandments

1. Tab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Run away if eight whales approach from the south.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.