Tab is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever
frog.
Tab created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tab, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tab, he will come to you in dreams.
Tab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Tab's Holy Commandments1. Tab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.
4. Run away if eight whales approach from the south.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.