Nadstafdim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying crane.

Nadstafdim created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadstafdim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadstafdim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nadstafdim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nadstafdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if three frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.