Rowhat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited squirrel.

Rowhat created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rowhat, he will manifest in front of you.

Rowhat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rowhat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. You must pray to Rowhat eight times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.