Gubdubneg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil swallow.

Gubdubneg created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdubneg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubdubneg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gubdubneg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gubdubneg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away if seven snails approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.