Methapaf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring whale.

Methapaf created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Methapaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Methapaf, she will boil you in a big pot.

Methapaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Methapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.