Haslegdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced hyena.

Haslegdav created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haslegdav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Haslegdav, it will turn you into a snail.

Haslegdav's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Haslegdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Haslegdav.

5. Fast once a month.