Sadnibquag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy goat.

Sadnibquag created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnibquag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadnibquag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sadnibquag's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sadnibquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always help porpoises in need.