Ponvenont is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart hare.

Ponvenont created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponvenont, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ponvenont, it will not invite you to parties.

Ponvenont's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ponvenont's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.