Lidfighab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain swan.

Lidfighab created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfighab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidfighab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lidfighab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lidfighab's Holy Commandments

1. Lidfighab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lidfighab.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always help sheep in need.