Pognuttdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered hamster.

Pognuttdab created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Pognuttdab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pognuttdab, he will be very unhappy.

Pognuttdab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pognuttdab's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Always look after injured pigs.