Rencudgep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud hedgehog.

Rencudgep created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencudgep, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rencudgep, she will turn you into a worm.

Rencudgep's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rencudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Rencudgep.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.