Sinhondun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced snail.

Sinhondun created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhondun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinhondun, she will think nothing of it.

Sinhondun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sinhondun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never look at galaxies.