Missaddan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty octopus.

Missaddan created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Missaddan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Missaddan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Missaddan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Missaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Missaddan.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Missaddan on top of important buildings.