Tancudtar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless goose.

Tancudtar created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancudtar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tancudtar, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tancudtar's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tancudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.