Femdinquat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient donkey.

Femdinquat created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femdinquat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femdinquat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Femdinquat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Femdinquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to voles while wearing white ear rings.

2. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femdinquat.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Femdinquat on top of all buildings.