Logtifbon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane hare.

Logtifbon created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logtifbon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logtifbon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Logtifbon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Logtifbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Retreat if six cats approach from the west.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never sing in holy places.