Bemminlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable hamster.

Bemminlit created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemminlit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemminlit, it will not invite you to parties.

Bemminlit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bemminlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.