Gudkopcid Cidgessbug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonest centaur.

Gudkopcid Cidgessbug created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudkopcid Cidgessbug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudkopcid Cidgessbug, he will strike you with lightening.

Gudkopcid Cidgessbug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gudkopcid Cidgessbug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Run away from black squirrels, for they are unholy.