Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust whale.

Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Bopcitvadragveggepcadkar Wadlakdum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.