Hatcibbast is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever zebra.

Hatcibbast created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hatcibbast, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatcibbast, it will turn you into a tree.

Hatcibbast's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hatcibbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Always help doves.

4. You must pray to Hatcibbast three times a day.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.