Bogortvid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful raven.

Bogortvid created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogortvid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogortvid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bogortvid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bogortvid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogortvid.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. Bogortvid loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.