Hugboggut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise deer.

Hugboggut created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugboggut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugboggut, she will cry a lot.

Hugboggut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hugboggut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.