Piddavzim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ruthless snake.

Piddavzim created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Piddavzim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Piddavzim, he will torture you forever.

Piddavzim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Piddavzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Piddavzim.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.