Mipfumved is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty camel.

Mipfumved created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfumved, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipfumved, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mipfumved's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mipfumved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snails.