Tip Wabomtbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast camel.

Tip Wabomtbun created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tip Wabomtbun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tip Wabomtbun, she will remove you from existence.

Tip Wabomtbun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tip Wabomtbun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tip Wabomtbun.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not commit murder.