Jigyokstaflarg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident pig.

Jigyokstaflarg created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jigyokstaflarg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jigyokstaflarg, he will turn you into a rat.

Jigyokstaflarg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jigyokstaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Jigyokstaflarg.