Cenkapyat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise centipede.

Cenkapyat created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkapyat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cenkapyat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cenkapyat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cenkapyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cenkapyat's priests.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear mauve.