Tanafmit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable fly.

Tanafmit created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanafmit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tanafmit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tanafmit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tanafmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Always obey Tanafmit's priests.

5. Do not jump in public.