Kipvedzag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair goat.

Kipvedzag created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipvedzag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kipvedzag, he will not care at all.

Kipvedzag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kipvedzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never wear white shorts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention squirrels.