Tinmegtad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful hummingbird.

Tinmegtad created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinmegtad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinmegtad, it will send you a sign.

Tinmegtad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tinmegtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of rats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tinmegtad.

4. Worship no other gods but Tinmegtad.

5. Do not make images of living things.