Pinrullvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast hippopotamus.

Pinrullvad created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinrullvad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinrullvad, it will make you grow a tail.

Pinrullvad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pinrullvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pinrullvad's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Pinrullvad loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.