Ruttnurtar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise walrus.

Ruttnurtar created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnurtar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ruttnurtar, she will strike you with lightening.

Ruttnurtar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ruttnurtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never skip near squirrels.