Sidzogquat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited lion.

Sidzogquat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidzogquat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidzogquat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sidzogquat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sidzogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Sidzogquat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.