Bidnutfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sage otter.

Bidnutfly created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidnutfly, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidnutfly, it will turn you into a snail.

Bidnutfly's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bidnutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never go into gray rooms.