Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous shark.

Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always obey Wipsaddab Litdimpon Pasliplarp's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about carrots.