Cabripkin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable shrew.

Cabripkin created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabripkin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabripkin, she will make you grow a tail.

Cabripkin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cabripkin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Cabripkin's priests.

3. Cabripkin loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.