Busdanyam is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered beaver.

Busdanyam created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busdanyam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Busdanyam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Busdanyam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Busdanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.